'Urgh . . .'

UMMEL FACTS:

Age: 67

Occupation: Troll

Allegiance: Himself

Security Clearance: N/A

Forest Code Number: U779

Forest Power Rating: 2

Forest Popularity Rating: 5

Licence To Kill: Yes

ESSENTIAL UMMEL:

Favourite Film: X-Men 2

Favourite Group: Buggles

Favourite Album: The Age of Plastic

Favourite Author: Norman Davies

Favourite Novel: Rising '44

Favourite Women: Martha Byrne

Preferred Tipple: Brandy

Ambitions: To be good

For a troll, Ummel has a highly developed sense of humour. Lives in a grotty shack on the east side of the forest. Quite witty, quite weird. Still does troll stuff, though. Hunts wizards and monsters when he's not chopping wood or signing autographs. Starsign: Taurus.

'Wha..?'

Blue Dragon Forest.


Likes:

Other trolls

Strange comics

Bezique

Fighting

Topaz

Courage

Goblin markets

Gravity

Dislikes:

Anxiety

Zinc

Knitting

Jellyfish

Oil

Technology

Bugs

Toothache

Not Sures:

Winchester

The environment

Fiddles

Icons

Margarine

Snakes

Tax

Zoroastrianism


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