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MOSSCOAT FACTS: Age: 45 Occupation: Scarecrow Allegiance: The Garden Security Clearance: Level 4 Garden Code Number: M7600 Garden Power Rating: 6 Garden Popularity Rating: 15 Licence To Kill: No |
ESSENTIAL MOSSCOAT: Favourite Film: Robocop Favourite Group: Pulp Favourite Album: Freaks Favourite Author: H/ Hesse Favourite Novel: Steppenwolf Favourite Women: Cher Preferred Tipple: Lager Ambitions: Never to die |
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Mosscoat has been scaring away birds ever since he was a nipper. Perhaps this explains why he's never settled down and married! Never mind, it seems the single life suits this scarecrow down to the ground. Crows and blackbirds might come and go, but Mosscoat remains as constant as the earth itself. Starsign: Taurus. |

Mosscoat's Den.
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Likes: All animals (except crows!) Woolly vests Old army coats Dominoes Carry On films Solitaire King Hammurabi Break-dancing |
Dislikes: Rainy, cold or damp weather Jewish history Hairspray Ocean cruises Chicken and chips Silk pyjamas Mountaineering Prawn cocktail crisps |
Not Sures: Farmers Alice In Wonderland Misletoe The New Age Theme parks Carnivals Robots, droids and witches Ancient astronauts |
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