'Get lost, blackbird!'

MOSSCOAT FACTS:

Age: 45

Occupation: Scarecrow

Allegiance: The Garden

Security Clearance: Level 4

Garden Code Number: M7600

Garden Power Rating: 6

Garden Popularity Rating: 15

Licence To Kill: No

ESSENTIAL MOSSCOAT:

Favourite Film: Robocop

Favourite Group: Pulp

Favourite Album: Freaks

Favourite Author: H/ Hesse

Favourite Novel: Steppenwolf

Favourite Women: Cher

Preferred Tipple: Lager

Ambitions: Never to die

Mosscoat has been scaring away birds ever since he was a nipper. Perhaps this explains why he's never settled down and married! Never mind, it seems the single life suits this scarecrow down to the ground. Crows and blackbirds might come and go, but Mosscoat remains as constant as the earth itself. Starsign: Taurus.

Mosscoat's Den.


Likes:

All animals (except crows!)

Woolly vests

Old army coats

Dominoes

Carry On films

Solitaire

King Hammurabi

Break-dancing

Dislikes:

Rainy, cold or damp weather

Jewish history

Hairspray

Ocean cruises

Chicken and chips

Silk pyjamas

Mountaineering

Prawn cocktail crisps

Not Sures:

Farmers

Alice In Wonderland

Misletoe

The New Age

Theme parks

Carnivals

Robots, droids and witches

Ancient astronauts


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