'Got any spare change?'

JASPER FACTS:

Age: 99

Occupation: Book of spells

Allegiance: Blue Dragon Forest

Security Clearance: N/A

Forest Code Number: JK086

Forest Power Rating: 1

Forest Popularity Rating: 2

Licence To Kill: Yes

ESSENTIAL JASPER:

Favourite Film: Westworld

Favourite Group: Roxette

Favourite Album: Joyride

Favourite Author: D.H. Lawrence

Favourite Novel: Women In Love

Favourite Women: Nimue

Preferred Tipple: Meths

Ambitions: To watch TV

Jasper is an old and discarded book of spells. This loveable down-and-out was on the road for many years before settling down in Blue Dragon Forest. Bought by Skoros for twenty pence at a magical yard sale, he soon escaped the wizard and now lives south-east of the magician's castle. Starsign: Aries.

'That's right...'

Big Red digs Jasper...not!


Likes:

Books

Old films

Forests

Grapes

Hoovers

Oranges

Nibiru

Pens

Dislikes:

Wizards

Dogs

Bookshops

Chess

Water

Teapots

Blind mice

Sugar

Not Sures:

Carpets

Gardens

North Yorkshire

Sinks

Priests

Birmingham

Cars

Harps


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