Aliens In My Garden/The Chimney Pots.

'We're the Chimney Pots!'

CHIMNEY FACTS:

Ages: 42, 10, 41

Occupation: Chimney Pots

Allegiance: The Garden

Security Clearance: N/A

Garden Code Name: CH912

Garden Power Rating: 6

Garden Popularity Rating: 16

Licence To Kill: N/A

ESSENTIAL CHIMNEYS:

Favourite Film: Zardoz

Favourite Group: Beatles

Favourite Album: Revolver

Favourite Author: Ted Hughes

Favourite Novel: The Iron Giant

Favourite People: Dick and Dom

Preferred Tipple: Water

Ambitions: To be less sooty

This disused family of chimney pots live somewhere under our kitchen window by the garden wall. They're covered in soot and destined for the dustman's cart. Like me, they have a soft spot for secrets. Watch out, they're tricky customers! Starsigns: Scorpio, Cancer, Aquarius.

'What do you mean, old tricks?'

Looks like Zhon is up to his old tricks...

Likes:

Chimneys

Parties

The open air

Fires

Tim Buckley

The four winds

Hangmen

The tree of life

Dislikes:

Water

Central heating

Vandals

Board games

Paint

Time

Loud music

Dogs and cats

Not Sures:

Nibiru

Bowed Gimbri

Waterfalls

Crystals

Wise-men

Mad Hatters

The Glastonbury Zodiac

Charles Williams